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Top Breakup Lines
(and what they really mean)

"It's not you, it's me." ("It's not you - it's that new chick I've been seeing.")

"It's nobody's fault." ("It's everybody's fault - but mine!")

"I need to find myself." ("I need to lose you.")

"It's just not working out." ("My new boyfriend told me that it just wasn't working out between you and me.")

"I love you, but I'm not in love with you." ("I'm really very emotionally lazy and haven't the energy to feel anything right now.")

"I love you. but I just can't live with you." ("I love you but I just don't want to be limited to one sexual partner.")

"We've grown apart." ("Actually we grew together and I got cold-feet and slithered away.")

"We want different things." ("I want someone who can buy me a new car.")

"I don't think we should see each other anymore." ("I can't stand to look at you.")

"I think we should just be friends" ("Can we still be f*ck-buddies?")

"I'm still in love with my ex." ("I'm in love with your ex."

"Our sun signs aren't compatible." ("By the way, what sign are you?")

"I love you like a brother (sister)." ("You totally turn me off in the bedroom area.")

"You're a great guy, but..." ("....I'm looking for a jerk.")

"I need to find myself." ("I need to lose you.")

"I need some space." ("I have a hot date tonight, so get lost!")

"I need some time." ("I'll call you in about 63 years - then we can talk.")

"Before I can be OK with us, I've got to be OK with me." ("I have a hard time expressing my feelings. Get the fuck out of my house. ")

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And from the  http://t6.virtualave.net/top6.html website comes:

TOP 6 TRANSLATIONS FOR BREAKUP LINES

6. Line: It's not you, it's me
Translation: If I were 400 pounds and smelled like stale ass, we'd be a perfect match

5. Line: I hope we can still be friends
Translation: Please don't put a bomb in my house

4. Line: Let's make this easy on both of us
Translation: If you want to stay out of jail, don't make me spend money on a lawyer

3. Line: I still love you
Translation: I still need to use your credit cards

2. Line: I'll call you sometime
Translation: I do not respect you enough to invent a believable lie

1. Line: You're so sweet - thanks for understanding
Translation: SUCKA!

1. Even Now - Barry Manilow
2. One Last Cry - Brian McKnight
3. Ex-Factor - Lauryn Hill
4. Ex-Girlfriend - No Doubt
5. Don't Speak - No Doubt
6. You Were Mine - Dixie Chicks
7. Let Me Let Go - Faith Hill
8. Still - Brian McKnight
9. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
10. I Would've Loved You Anyway - Trisha Yearwood

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